A woman's voice

Life's dramatic turn continues as we petered out and wait..

Having a worthwhile cause makes a day feels like a week, and a week like a day

Thought of the week: Change your life, one day at a time. Change the world, one soul at a time. Show me your faith and I'll show you mine by the things that I do.

Yet, a little humour to lubricate life, takes the squeaks and heat from Life's fiction:

A woman's voice

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After junior had called,he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

(Women!!)She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site,immediately she sighted him,she gave him a very hot slap,while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,junior said
"The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment, please try again later.."

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One picture says a thousand words..

Golf Game

One day, a Pastor, a doctor, and an engineer met for a game of golf.
while they were walking on the green,
they saw a group of blind people walking pass them,

Out of sympathy and compassion the Pastor ask the cabby,
"Why are these people blind?"
The cabby said, "Oh, a year ago, there was a huge fire at the club house, these brave firemen lost their sight while putting out the fire, therefore we would invite them back every year to honour their bravery"

The Pastor said, "Good Heavens!, let me pray for these brave soul for God to restore their sight."

The doctor replied, "Let's fix an appointment so that I may look and see what can be done for their eyes."

and the engineer said, " What is the trouble? We'll just let the blind man play golf at night."

Barber in New York

As the weekend approaches, I guess it may be a good time for a joke,


There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, he give Free Haircut to everybody who comes into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door . A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.. I am doing community service.' The Singaporean software engineer is very happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there............Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Singaporean....

have you got the answer ........... ?????

come on .............

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A dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut